Not admitted · Satire or irony
Rules 1.1.0 · as of 14 Sep 2026
Owen Scott Muir · Said 31 Oct 2024 · owen-1293
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Satire or irony
“Also, for your calendar planning purposes, please note that our first quarter fiscal year 2025 earnings conference call has been tentatively scheduled for Tuesday, January 28th, 2025.”
Halloween satire: the Q4 and full-year 2024 earnings call of 'Last Choice Blood Care Partners' (LastChoice BloodCare), a publicly traded vampire-coven roll-up, apparently parodying a real Q4 fiscal 2024 earnings call (returning CEO, 'Back to Blood' turnaround plan, Rewards membership of 33.8 million, 14% China decline, 'four minutes or less' service goal). The fictional head of investor relations, Brett Whiteman, gives the date of the next earnings call.
Marked or evident satire, hyperbole or irony.