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Owen Scott Muir · Said 31 Oct 2024 · owen-1294

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“I have confidence in our ability to turn around our bloodline’s precipitous decline.”
· Vampires Have "Disappointing" Q4 Feastings Call · substack post

Halloween satire: the Q4 and full-year 2024 earnings call of 'Last Choice Blood Care Partners' (LastChoice BloodCare), a publicly traded vampire-coven roll-up, apparently parodying a real Q4 fiscal 2024 earnings call (returning CEO, 'Back to Blood' turnaround plan, Rewards membership of 33.8 million, 14% China decline, 'four minutes or less' service goal). The fictional CFO, Maria Soprano, closes her results section (volume down 3%, China down 14%) with turnaround confidence.

Marked or evident satire, hyperbole or irony.

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