Not admitted · Satire or irony
Rules 1.1.0 · as of 14 Sep 2026
Owen Scott Muir · Said 30 Oct 2024 · owen-1292
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Satire or irony
“If you would like to stop hoping earlier, we will provide a self-service “no hope” option on December 4th, 2024 so that you’ll be able to end this farce once and for all without Customer Service support.”
Satirical post written as a corporate product-shutdown notice signed 'The Hopes and Dreams Team', in which 'hope' is the discontinued program, 'the tortured' are users and 'tormentors' are creators; the dates apparently mirror a real platform wind-down notice. Promise of a self-service 'no hope' option on December 4th, 2024.
Marked or evident satire, hyperbole or irony.