Not admitted · Satire or irony

“Their shutdown will leave each ringbearer unpowered, including all 7 dwarf lords, nine elderly men, now doomed to die, and even hobble the three elf-lords, putting vital mithril-delving and even tree-care programs for Ents at risk, and jeopardizing flood insurance for millions of Isengardians during the fallout from the rainy season in and around Helm’s Deep’s failing dam.”