Not admitted · Outside the five areas

Humorous essay about repeated invitations to Fruit Logistica (Berlin, February 2026) caused by a name clash between the author's clinic Fermata and an Israeli agtech company; the author imagines the event and expects fruit snacks.

Outside the five area definitions in areas.json: not a regulatory decision, trial outcome, company or market outcome, payer or policy decision, or practice adoption about drugs, devices or treatments in psychiatry, or about payment for and access to them. The registry applies the same test when it consolidates proposed events.