Not admitted · Satire or irony
Rules 1.1.0 · as of 14 Sep 2026
Owen Scott Muir · Said 28 Jan 2025 · owen-1552
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Satire or irony
“Invest your money somewhere safe, like by subscribing to this Substack. It’s guaranteed to be worth nothing to you, but leave you feeling ok”
Closing joke of the Theranos essay: subscribing to the newsletter is 'guaranteed' to be worth nothing financially but to leave readers feeling OK, unlike Theranos or FTX investors.
Marked or evident satire, hyperbole or irony.