Not admitted · Satire or irony
Rules 1.1.0 · as of 14 Sep 2026
Owen Scott Muir · Said 25 Jul 2024 · owen-1170
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Satire or irony
“Here is what we have from lightly confirmed sources, Sir—yes, he’s a literal knight—Andrew Witty is already fired, and I’m reporting this breaking story, per my source:”
Satirical 'breaking news' claiming UnitedHealth Group is firing or has fired CEO Sir Andrew Witty as part of an internal 'Project Pivot'; preview-only post, framing is satirical but the title reads as a call that UHG will remove its CEO.
Marked or evident satire, hyperbole or irony.