Not admitted · Third-party claim
Rules 1.1.0 · as of 14 Sep 2026
Owen Scott Muir · Said 11 May 2024 · owen-1033
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“This will create short-term downward pressure on total blood per sheeple for the back half of 2024 and the first part of 2025.”
Same satirical earnings-call report. After a renegotiated contract with one payer with historically above-market rates (the fictional CEO names UnitedHealth Group), the company expects short-term downward pressure on revenue per visit ('blood per sheeple') for the second half of 2024 and early 2025.
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