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Rules 1.1.0 · as of 14 Sep 2026
Owen Scott Muir · Said 11 May 2024 · owen-1032
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“While a “meaningfully lower” number of the living dead are expected to be onboarded in Q2, Burns said this pattern aligns with what their team experienced in 2023, wherein the trend reversed in the second half of the year.”
Same satirical earnings-call report. After adding 221 net 'undead' (clinicians) in Q1 for a base of 6,866, the company expects meaningfully lower hiring in Q2 2024, with the fictional CEO implying a reversal in the second half as in 2023.
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