Not admitted · Satire or irony
Rules 1.1.0 · as of 14 Sep 2026
Owen Scott Muir · Said 11 May 2024 · owen-1030
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Satire or irony
“my view is we’re five quarters into what is likely going to be an eight or nine-thousand years of improvement in our operating efficiency and therefore operating leverage.”
Same satirical earnings-call report. The fictional CEO 'Kevin Burns' describes a 'two-year journey of rebuilding' and says the company is five quarters into an 'eight or nine-thousand years' improvement in operating efficiency (parody of 'eight or nine quarters').
Marked or evident satire, hyperbole or irony.