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Not admitted · Satire or irony

Rules 1.1.0 · as of 14 Sep 2026

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Satire or irony

“my view is we’re five quarters into what is likely going to be an eight or nine-thousand years of improvement in our operating efficiency and therefore operating leverage.”
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Same satirical earnings-call report. The fictional CEO 'Kevin Burns' describes a 'two-year journey of rebuilding' and says the company is five quarters into an 'eight or nine-thousand years' improvement in operating efficiency (parody of 'eight or nine quarters').

Marked or evident satire, hyperbole or irony.