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Not admitted · Satire or irony

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Owen Scott Muir · Said 11 May 2024 · owen-1029

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Satire or irony

“DeathStance’s leadership said they anticipate the company to maintain Q1’s robust performance in future months, years, and millennia”
· Dracula Resigns As Chief Vampire Officer Of DeathStance Health · substack post

Same satirical earnings-call report. The fictional leadership anticipates maintaining Q1 performance indefinitely; the author exaggerates the horizon to 'millennia'.

Marked or evident satire, hyperbole or irony.

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