Not admitted · Satire or irony
Rules 1.1.0 · as of 14 Sep 2026
Owen Scott Muir · Said 13 Oct 2022 · owen-0205
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Satire or irony
“Yet again, high-capacity magazines allowed one young man, between the ages of 16 and 26, to take his isolation and rage and turn it into a storm of lead, against which the innocent victims stood no chance. The standoff with the police doubtless took more time given that he was also equipped with tactical body armor, which prevented even the armor piercing bullets of the hand guns of the responding officers from taking him down before more death and destruction could be caused. In the end, he either took his own life, or was shot by responding officers/well-armed heroes.”
Satirical pre-written account of the next mass shooting. Predicted: the shooter will be a young man aged 16 to 26 using high-capacity magazines and tactical body armor, the police standoff will be prolonged, and he will die by suicide or be shot by responders.
Marked or evident satire, hyperbole or irony.