Not admitted · Satire or irony
Rules 1.1.0 · as of 14 Sep 2026
Owen Scott Muir · Said 13 Oct 2022 · owen-0204
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Satire or irony
“From what we know about the shooter at this time, he spent weeks/months planning the attack, and we do know he purchased the assault rifle/s legally, as well as the hollow point bullets that caused such horrible wounds. These purchases were made despite his history of disturbing statements and threats, both online and in real life.”
Satirical pre-written account of the next mass shooting. Predicted details: the shooter will have planned for weeks or months, will have bought assault rifles and hollow point bullets legally, and will have a prior history of disturbing statements and threats online and offline.
Marked or evident satire, hyperbole or irony.