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The author's sarcastic reaction to Haemanthus's marketing claims (laser scan of blood, saliva or urine from pets in seconds; a wearable device for humans). He calls the device 'too-small-for-realistic-physics', echoing Theranos's MiniLab, and says the venture will 'go big or go home'. The implied claim is that the technology is physically implausible and the venture is a boom-or-bust bet he expects to fail.

No entity, observable event, benchmark or threshold can be written from the text and its immediate context. Slogans ('game changer', 'once-in-a-lifetime opportunity', 'favourite stock') and quantifiers with no countable set ('more', 'first', 'all') without a defined set.