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Owen Scott Muir · Said 4 Jul 2024 · owen-1148

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Satire or irony

“These, in turn, may be acquired by UnitedHealth Group.”
· The Declaration of Medical Independence (Second Level Appeal) · substack post

Satirical Declaration of Independence rewrite aimed at 'the King of Big Health' (footnote guesses Andrew Witty). Joke that even the King's 'repeated injuries and usurpations' may be acquired by UnitedHealth Group, i.e., UHG keeps acquiring everything in healthcare.

Marked or evident satire, hyperbole or irony.

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