Not admitted · Satire or irony
Rules 1.1.0 · as of 14 Sep 2026
Owen Scott Muir · Said 16 Apr 2024 · owen-0984
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Satire or irony
“We await answers, before these executives flee to the Grey Havens, in which Sauron-controlled hedge fund “GreyHome Partners LLC” recently announced an $83m investment.”
Satirical post that recasts the reported $101.5m-$105m of UnitedHealth Group executive stock sales made before the DOJ antitrust probe became public as insider trading by Sauron and the board of Mordor, Inc. The author quips that the executives will flee before answers arrive.
Marked or evident satire, hyperbole or irony.