Not admitted · Satire or irony
Rules 1.1.0 · as of 14 Sep 2026
Owen Scott Muir · Said 4 Mar 2024 · owen-0921
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Satire or irony
“Their incentive is not to get this over with quickly.”
UnitedHealth Group will not move quickly to resolve the ransom or restore claims flow, because it earns interest on roughly $730m per day of withheld claims payments. (Satirical open-letter framing; claim reads sincere.)
Marked or evident satire, hyperbole or irony.