Not admitted · Satire or irony
Rules 1.1.0 · as of 14 Sep 2026
Owen Scott Muir · Said 3 Mar 2024 · owen-0917
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Satire or irony
“we are optimistic, we are on a second-level appeal, and we're confident we're going to get the ransom we requested”
Spoken by the fictional BlackCat spokesperson in the satirical all-hands, after jokes about UnitedHealth's fax-only ransom process and peer-to-peer appeals. Underlying claim: UnitedHealth will pay the ransom. Restated as 'we're hopeful that we're going to make a lot of money on this extortion'.
Marked or evident satire, hyperbole or irony.