Not admitted · Vague or promotional
Rules 1.1.0 · as of 14 Sep 2026
Owen Scott Muir · Said 29 Feb 2024 · owen-0907
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Vague or promotional
“Today, we have another imagined press release from UHG in what I imagine will be the only way to get 6TB of PHI to not be a catastrophic HIPAA-fine disaster.”
The author's own framing sentence before a satirical press release imagining Optum acquiring the BlackCat ransomware group ('Why not just acquire the breach?'). Implies that the Change Healthcare breach of about 6TB of protected health information will otherwise be a catastrophic HIPAA-fine disaster for UnitedHealth Group.
No entity, observable event, benchmark or threshold can be written from the text and its immediate context. Slogans ('game changer', 'once-in-a-lifetime opportunity', 'favourite stock') and quantifiers with no countable set ('more', 'first', 'all') without a defined set.