Not admitted · Satire or irony
Rules 1.1.0 · as of 14 Sep 2026
Owen Scott Muir · Said 5 Feb 2024 · owen-0854
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Satire or irony
“now the “putting Vampires to Shame” Private Equity Guys at LastChoice BloodCare Partners have decided to feast on the not yet completely dead and bloated corpse of Lifestance”
Satirical intro to a fake vampire lawsuit. Real setup: Hindenburg Research published a short report on LifeStance Health, the share price fell 72% since the NASDAQ listing, and investor class actions were filed. Calling LifeStance a 'not yet completely dead' corpse implies the author expects the company to fail.
Marked or evident satire, hyperbole or irony.