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Not admitted · Satire or irony

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Owen Scott Muir · Said 31 Oct 2023 · owen-0755

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Satire or irony

“We believe the characteristics defining the nightmarish future described above will drive significant change and increase the amount of dread and horror over time. This market is going straight to hell, and we intend to ride it all the way down.”
· Private Equity Acquisition of Vampires: Term Sheet Leaked! · substack post

Halloween satire: a fictional private-equity term sheet from 'LastChoice BloodCare Partners' to acquire the Brooklyn Shadows Coven, labeled 'This is satire. Not real. Based on no real events.' In the 'About LastChoice' section the fictional firm predicts the horror market will grow and is 'going straight to hell'. Allegory for PE roll-ups of medical practices.

Marked or evident satire, hyperbole or irony.

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