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Owen Scott Muir · Said 14 Feb 2023 · owen-0311

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“Authorization will be issued for 12 months, Expiring on 2/13/2024. Subsequent Romantic Dates and/or Gestures will require matchmaker-to-matchmaker review.”
· Not Romantically Necessary: Prior Auth for Valentine's Dinner, Denied. · substack post

Satirical fake UnitedHealthcare prior-authorization denial for a Valentine's dinner with the author's wife Carlene MacMillan. The parody letter states that authorization will run 12 months, expiring 2/13/2024, and that later dates will need 'matchmaker-to-matchmaker review'.

Marked or evident satire, hyperbole or irony.

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