Not admitted · Satire or irony
Rules 1.1.0 · as of 14 Sep 2026
Owen Scott Muir · Said 30 Nov 2022 · owen-0237
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Satire or irony
“Medicare Advantage plans, traditional payers like Optum, the traditional wizards like Sauron and Gandalf, all together using one platform solution? Owen: I mean, you don’t.”
Parody transcript of a fictitious meeting with Amazon's head of healthcare M&A about the One Medical acquisition and The Rings of Power. 'Amazon' asks how to get plans, payers and providers all onto one platform; the author's character answers that you don't, a negative call on any single unifying healthcare interoperability platform.
Marked or evident satire, hyperbole or irony.